Fuddy-Duddies With Better Taste
John Cepek, national president of Parents, Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays:
"I think there's a learning curve in getting people to come to terms with full equality for gays and lesbians. You have to put them in a situation where they can see what's happening, see the good effects. There will be no great changes in life in Illinois. We'll just be creating a larger population of boring, middle-class, married fuddy-duddies."
Life Imitates A Hollywood Movie
Vice Admiral Bill Gortney, commander of U.S. Forces Central Command, on the Navy SEALs snipers who shot and killed three pirates.
"We pay a lot for their training. We got a good return on their investment."
Worst Musical Rhyme in Years...but that's kind of the point
Weezer - Troublemaker:
"I'm gonna be a star and people will crane necks/To get a glimpse of me and see if I am having sex."