Chicago Craig's list ad.
Monkey Rental Needed (Chicago)
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2008-07-10, 11:29AM CDT
I'm looking for a well-behaved and charming monkey for a client event.
Monkey must be clean and willing to wear a funny outfit.
Ability to ride a dog as if it was a horse is a huge plus, but not necessary.
Please let me know if we can rent your monkey for the night. Looking for a smaller variety monkey. Absolutely NO orangutans!
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: Up to $100 an hour. Not sure what the industry standard is.