Thursday, July 31, 2008

Absolutely NO Orangutans!

Chicago Craig's list ad.

Monkey Rental Needed (Chicago)

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Date: 2008-07-10, 11:29AM CDT

I'm looking for a well-behaved and charming monkey for a client event.

Monkey must be clean and willing to wear a funny outfit.

Ability to ride a dog as if it was a horse is a huge plus, but not necessary.

Please let me know if we can rent your monkey for the night. Looking for a smaller variety monkey. Absolutely NO orangutans!

Location: Chicago
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: Up to $100 an hour. Not sure what the industry standard is.
PostingID: 749628386

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